WAS JESUS A WEREWOLF?

No, of course not.

What a silly thing for you to ask.

But when I was in high school, I found a mysterious painting of Jesus in which he closely resembled a werewolf. I grew oddly fond of old Werewolf Jesus, as he became a metaphor of sorts for the assumptions one tends to make about Him while growing up in the Christian culture.

Go ahead, read the chapter here.