THE BOOK

In case this was somehow not apparent, this blog is giving birth to a book.

I’m hoping to get it published, so if you’re an agent or a publisher, I’d love for you to read some of these excerpts:

Click here to read Chapter 6: Werewolf Jesus

Click here to read Introduction: Mr. Rogers’ Shenanigans

I should also mention that I have an unquenchable work ethic, extensive market seeding experience AND I have been known to make amazing grilled cheese for potential employers.

So, get back to me. I have a completed proposal and growing manuscript ready and waiting.

In the meantime, I will continue to blog, stalk you and treat myself to grilled cheese goodness.

**June 2014 update**:

Completed the book June 6th, 2014. Currently pimping to agents/publishers and couldn't be more excited or grateful.

Completed the book June 6th, 2014. Currently pimping to agents/publishers and couldn’t be more excited or grateful.